Misrecognition Roundup
| THEY SAID… | IT WROTE… |
| Establishes | Ecstatic wish |
| Take out the garbage | Take out our bitch |
| Work correctly | Work rectally |
| Reflect your aim | Reflect your pain |
| Merge and Center | Virgin center |
| Old dog disease | Old daughter conceives |
| Cute kids on Halloween | Cute kids on whole-wheat |
